Pardon?
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"I see sky of blue, And clouds of white, The
bright blessed day, The dogs say 'Goodnight'"
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(What a Wonderful World, Louis Armstrong)
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"Me ears are alight"
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(The Israelite, Desmond Dekker)
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"Heads...Shoulders cheese on toast CHEESE
ON TOAST"
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"Everytime you go away....you take a piece
of meat with you"
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"Goodbye and I choke, Try to walk away and
I stumble, When I try to hide it it's clear, I wear goggles when you're
not here!"
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"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
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(Purple Haze, Jimi Hendrix)
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"Stand on the liver"
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(Stand and Deliver, Adam Ant)
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"Haricot Bean"
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(Caribbean Queen, Billy Ocean)
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"Sweet Dreams are made of cheese; Who am I
to diss a Brie; I travel the world and the Cheddar Cheese; Everybody's
looking for Stilton."
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(Sweet Dreams, Eurythmics)
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"Will you do the banned tango?" and "Beelzebub
has a devil for a sideboard"
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(Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen)
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"We found Dove in a soapless place"
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"Can't Stand Gravy"
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(Constant Craving, KD Lang)
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"Do it like a lady"
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(Dude Looks Like a Lady, Aerosmith)
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"It doesn't make a difference if we're naked
or not"
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(Livin' On A Prayer, Bon Jovi)
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"A year has passed since I broke my nose"
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(Message in a Bottle, Police)
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"Shamu the mysterious whale"
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"You make the best homemade stew around"
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(When The World Is Running Down, Police)
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"It's alright, it's okay, you make love the
other way"
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(Stayin' Alive, Bee Gees)
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"The girl with colitis goes by"
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(Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Beatles)
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"You're gonna be the one at Sainsbury's"
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"Heathcliff, it's me, I'm a tree, I'm a wombat.
Oh, so cold at the end of your winter"
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(Wuthering Heights, Kate Bush)
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"Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley"
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"Might as well face it, you're a dick with
a glove"
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(Addicted to Love, Robert Palmer)
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"You don't really want to masturbate tonight"
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"Lid oh lid oh be a gypsy, get around, (get
around), Get your feet up off the ground"
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(Uncle Albert / Admiral Halsey, Paul McCartney)
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"...another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in
status, in Boullé..."
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(Pleasant Valley Sunday, Monkees)
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"Here we come, walking down the street, we
get the funniest lips from everyone we meet..."
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"But I set fire to the rain, Watch it burn
as I touched your face"
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(Set Fire to the Rain, Adele)
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"Lala with your pants on fire"
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(Heartattack and Vine, Tom Waits)
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"Good day to be Al Unser, good day to be in
line, ahead"
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(No Leaf Clover, Metallica)
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"I have got Tourettes, I have got Tourettes"
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(I Predict a Riot, Kaiser Chiefs)
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"There must have been some magic in that oatsome
happy found"
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(Frosty the Snowman, Traditional)
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"I am just a worthless lawyer, I am just an
imbecile"
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"We didn't start the fire, It was always burning,
Said the worst attorney"
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(We Didn't Start the Fire, Billy Joel)
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"I guess he's an expert, and I'm more an attorney"
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(Forget You, Cee Log Green)
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"Some with cankers, some with goitres"
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(Mona Lisa and Mad Hatters, Elton John)
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"Because the night belongs to lawyers, because
the night belongs to law..."
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(Because the Night, 10,000 Maniacs)
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"Nothing for bears to do"
[End of document, updated to 12 July 2013]